jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk:

week in scraps:
ticket stub
select bus service
july 4th beef jerky
tiny stars
bagel store
taxi receipt
aliaens:

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magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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rupsidaisy:

if you have a vagina you truly understand that sometimes life is disgusting and you just have to deal with it

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

imsammarie:
You love All girls except white girls 😞

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fckyeahprettyafricans:

Nigeria
terciopelohermoso:

natural girls be like

egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.