XVII

clean up the dead you leave behind
darkbeauti:

heaven

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

kyxe:

"isn’t almost everyone bi now-a-days? :/" and how is this a problem to you. how is this a problem to anyone. why is there a downside to more people being comfortable enough with themselves to tell everyone their gender preferences

fivetail:

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.